Saturday, 22 January 2011

Think Im in love

Shazam I dont wanna go to sleep yet. Went out with this chick wat started to talk to me through the Tweety thing. Shes like a dude but a girl and shes totally like into me. And she dont know about all the doh I got from the lotto nor nothin.

Well I wanted to go fur a beer or to but she says she wants some food in a nice place so I suggests Jonny Rockets cuz you get some real good burger for yer doh but she says she wants to git somethin more upmarket cuz aint she worth it or nothin? Anyways we ends up at this Zilow Tusky Steakhouse thats like real spensive and evryones got like suits on and Ive got like my coolest jeans and new jacket but it aint like tidy you now what I mean? I got steak juse all down the front of it to so I gotta get it cleaned up.

Its kinda lucky I wun all that doh and all cuz she like ordred a bottle of wine wat cost to much - Shardony it wuz called and it wuz like 85 buks. Im meetin her agin tonite. She wants to git some seafood so Im like thinkin Biggies on Madison. That ways I can git a burger wile she munches down on some fishchow.

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Bin bizy - what bout yu?


Man have I bin bizy. Its like I bin livin at the Bowl Rite up on Summit. That's were I work and that lazy pig Dougy aint bin in so I gotta pull his shifts. My main man Cogs just told me I was dumb cuz I dont need to work no more seein as how I won the jackpot and all. I kinda like it though what with the girls and all and as much free weelin as I can get. Im kinda better wid the wee thing yu know?

I kinda like the way peepl are followin me here and on the Tweety thing to. Man I gotta go - I gotta pull one of Dougys shifts - goddam lazy pig.

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Hey Im good how bout yu?

The other day my main man Cogs got me Twitterin on line. Most of you wont know what that kinda thing is so Ill tell ya. Its this thing called Tweedy and yu write stuff what yur doin like now. I was just in Ralphs and Ritas trying to figure what 1s best. I got me tons a bucks now so I can do that kinda thing. Ralphs is major but by the time I got down to Ritas I kinda felt a bit sick anyway so I cant make up my mind. Ill try agin tomorrer. Anyway this Tweedy accounts like her - SpoofDude. Its great yu can tell everyone stuff that yur doin all the time. Try it.

OK Im goin da puke agin. Talk later dudes.

Monday, 10 January 2011

Been Shopping

My main man Twwigs says this Wee things a cool ride so I got me one. I think I played the 10 pins for to long man cuz my arm hurts bad. To much to rite. Like ow.

Friday, 7 January 2011

Whats new?

Hows it goin? Im a dude from Hoboken New Jersey. I live up around 10th and County with my posee Rudy, Cogs and Twwigs. Im a real happy guy these days cuz I won the State Lottery. Im not gonna tell you all how much I won cuz I dont want gerzillyons of folks knockin on my door. Lets just say it wuznt the Mege Millyons, but it wuznt the Pik3 neither. Like I said Im a real happy guy these days.

With the new bucks I been doin stuff. I dont wanna move outta the hood cuz I know folks round here but I do wanna go places - maybe where my own folks come from - other places too - I always wanteda goda Yurope - maybe even the UK or even Edinburg.

My main man Cogs told me about this blog thing and Im kinda lovin it. Ill make sure to tell you all whats goin on. Anyway as they say in the deep - bye yall.